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Anon doesn't like Rorschach (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Steve Blow Jobs lmao gottem

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey babe, instead of a present can I get a Steve Jobs job this Christmas? It's where you put on a turtle neck and hold my dick weirdly whilst you talk about it to the whole world.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

If you're uncut, the dick can wear the turtle neck