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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon swims (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yeah. You can’t outrun your fork, but you can’t mindlessly snack because you’re bored on a bicycle.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 13 points 9 months ago

You underestimate my power

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So you are saying we're screwed if we ever had a fork invasion?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

That's why we have cork guns.

[–] Nighed@sffa.community 2 points 9 months ago

Handlebar bag with trail mix.

.....Actually done to fuel long rides so I don't run out of energy