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submitted 11 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 94 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The average person has fewer than two legs.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Some women have four legs. It's a temporary condition, but I gander that it's common enough to offset the amputees.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago (5 children)

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Depends, do you have control of it once it's in? If not, then it's probably still the other person's, they're just using you as a shoe.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I've been told he's tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

[–] thurstylark@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Calm down, Red Foreman.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Looks like your ass is next in line.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Red Foreman's, obviously.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 1 points 11 months ago

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too