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Why programmers like cooking (programming.dev)

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[–] ramplay@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I hate cooking. I don't know the requirements, theres insufficient time for tasks, this language has no garbage collector so I easily run out of counterspace...

The specifications can be wildly non-sprcific im regards to cook time, expecting me to calculate performance of my appliances.

I can give the same inputs and the outputs can vary consistently.