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Anon plays poker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Varcour@lemm.ee 87 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like how he went to a poker night and figured out he's good at blackjack. Sounds like his friends wanted to gift him some money even though the idiot couldn't even figure out what game they are playing.

[–] 15liam20@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is known as "The Chandler" method.

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I do love a game of cups!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

I see people latch onto that detail. I find it plausible that some guys having a "poker night" might play other card games in addition to poker. Play a few hands of 5 card draw, some 7 card stud, maybe a round of blackjack or two.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Do people even call Euros, "bucks" or did he switch currency as well?