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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] BaddDadd@lemmy.world -2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.