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Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  1. Set appointment with your doctor.
  2. Go to appointment.
  3. Accept IV full of white shit.
  4. Wake up stoned as balls
  5. SO drives you home.

Easy money.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

For a prostate exam?

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

You don't normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards