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Margot Robbie Is Taking a Break From Acting After Barbie in Case People Are Sick of Her (www.ign.com)

submitted 9 months ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 82 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps buying a copy of the collector's edition Blu-ray of the Golden Globe winning movie, Barbie, will cheer you up.

[–] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll buy 3 more, thanks for the advice

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It turns out organic marketing is that easy. Huh.

[–] thefloweracidic@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME