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[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Can that be done with fire?

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think if you douse them in alcohol first it is.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Many homeless are already doused in alcohol especially this time of year. Gotta stay warm even if it's fake warm.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ok ok, so can we use fire now?

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