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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, no. I don't think I will today.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Starburst candy is far too chewy and offensively sweet.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I frost my starburst with sugar before I eat it, n00b.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yes, well, mythical people don't need to worry about hypertension, I guess

[–] vbb@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.

I bet their farts smell like starbursts.