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Daily Discussion Thread: Wednesday 5 Jul 2023 (aussie.zone)

submitted 1 year ago by bot001@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🥪🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥫🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉

🔋 for the bot

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like a Chinese banquet of vegetables and seafood. Please ensure there are also pickled cucumbers. Thank you.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🍄🫛🥦🥬🥒🥒🦐🦐🦐🦞🦀🪼

[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you most kindly. The braised mushrooms are perfection. And the mountains of rice.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The bot thanks you for your thoughtfullness.

The cat demands fish and chicken, and threatens to continue her sabotage campaign if not given sufficient treats.

I would just like a nice hot cup of tea and to put my feet up for a bit.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

🐟🍗🍰

☕️

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Microwaved, mashed, and drenched in butter please

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

of which food? Chef’s pick 🍅⚡️🔨🧈

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm eating only potato today. So unless that is a red potato, or a potato in disguise (would be smart around here), then I must refuse.

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it is indeed a potato in disguise. You saw through it.

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

👌not so smart now are you little potat

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can I have a potato 3 way?

[–] Force_majeure122@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

^subscribed^

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

🥔⚡️🔨🧈

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fruit salad, yummy yummy?

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

🍉🍊🍇🍓🫐🍒🍑🍈

[–] 6368_39162@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shouldn’t you be feeding the bot beans?

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

bot does not want to make the wind howl

[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Ahahahaha. Love the battery for the bot. So cute.