submitted 3 years ago by CaptainPatent@kbin.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Personally I prefer to sleep in until there's waffles.

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[-] ndrew@kbin.social 7 points 3 years ago

And the second mouse gets the cheese. Or waffles I suppose.

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