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I'm getting old and sometimes, only sometimes, i think i created other problems this way. I mean, when i get really, really old, it will be pretty lonesome and if i fall in the kitchen and need help, who you gonna call?
Sure, i would call the emergency, AFTER the not existing friend came by and took care of any weed lying around. Just in case.
If you make it that old it will be more likely that all your friends died from old age anyway