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Neuralink implants brain chip in first human, Musk says (finance.yahoo.com)
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[–] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Install this proprietary app from Google Play or App Store on your Google Android or Apple iPhone certified device to access your stored memories.

[–] DingoBilly@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Oops, looks like we had a security flaw and some malware has removed all your memories!

Sorry about that, we've given you free subscription to our Neuralink AI software for 1 year to make up for it.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

They can have my memories for like a $.99 app store credit.