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How have you experienced bad men's anatomy? (lemmy.today)
submitted 10 months ago by Grand_Raccoon0924@lemmy.today to c/askmen@lemmy.world
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We have all seen posts of men not understanding women's anatomy. How have you experienced this the other way?

For instance, My wife confidently told me that men who jerk off a lot actually stretch the skin of their penises permanently. If that were the case, mine would be looped around my waist.

Yes, I am aware of Jelqing, it doesn't work. That is not what she was referencing.

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[–] cryptosporidium140@sh.itjust.works 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Maybe this isn't bad anatomy, but I was on a movie date once where she "knew" I had a boner the whole time and I didn't. I was surprised she wasn't aware of jean penis but she didn't believe me when I said that

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sure man, like all our boners are that big

/s

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And ribbon shaped!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who tucks mine down into my sock for warmth and to avoid dragging?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I also tuck mine into your sock for warmth.

[–] Pr0v3n@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I also choose this guys’ dead wife.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

I never noticed!

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I was surprised she wasn’t aware of jean penis but she didn’t believe me when I said that

...What is jean penis? Is it just that bulge you can spot when pants are tighter/well-fitted?

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You know when you wear a full zip hooded sweatshirt, and when you sit down there’s that weird arch that the zipper makes? It’s like that, but with your jean zipper.

[–] nul@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

gif

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah, so a zipper boner?

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

I guess you could call it that, but it still happens with button fly jeans as well.