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Food delivery robot crashes into car, flees scene of accident – A concerned citizen spotted the S Group food delivery robot's hit-and-run (yle.fi)

submitted 8 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 67 points 8 months ago (3 children)

This is my favorite headline in a while and I'm really not sure why

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The headline conveys an "Oh, shit!" feeling on the part of the robot. Which is hilarious.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

I did imagine it immediately in a panic after hitting the car.

I wonder if the witness followed it at a brisk pace while on the phone with the cops.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago

"I just started this gig I can't lose it."

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

It feels like the fun side of the cyberpunk dystopia we have seen in media before. Really it's just the double plus unfun real dystopia.