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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon observes a zoomer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

euthanized

You write " forced to listen to accordion covers of operas played at a volume so it competes against the TVs playing the HeadOn commercial in Portuguese backwards in a loop" funny, but I get it.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

aplique diretamente na testa

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 9 months ago

Apply his face directly to my testicles, got it!