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submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 77 points 9 months ago (1 children)

always relax

sphincter prompty unclenches

[–] Aaroncvx@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Always Relax is the true Instant Death potion. Why stop at the sphincter when every muscle and blood vessel in your body suddenly stops contracting.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Master alchemist: You idiot! You can't make a "potion of relaxation" by watering down a paralysis potion! It just takes longer to work.