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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 36 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Talk to Plants.

Just so I can tell vegans what their food is saying.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably has the same effect though.

"Eat me, daddy! UwU!"

"I... I'm not hungry any more."

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

“Eat me, daddy! UwU!”

I mean, if veggies didn't say that, it wouldn't be vegan anymore.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn

[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact: Plants are still alive when you eat them.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 9 months ago

It's an ex-plant.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 9 months ago

You can also be the greatest arborist.