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[-] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 133 points 2 years ago

There should be a second part of this comic that documents the ending where Lot's daughters fuck their dad to be sure they are impregnated by a "godly" man

[-] garretble@lemmy.world 91 points 2 years ago

Not just that, but they got him drunk and raped him in a cave.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 47 points 2 years ago

I can't tell if you are just trying to trick me into reading the bible to find out about all the degenerate shit in there.

[-] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago

No bamboozle. It's really that fucked up

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:

32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.

35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.

36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

[-] msage@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago

we may preserve seed of our father

so, like, being a daughter does not qualify?

[-] importedreality@programming.dev 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's also a song in it that celebrates Israelite soldiers killing babies by bashing their heads against rocks.

But you know, god told them to do it so clearly it was a good, moral thing to do.

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Infanticide must be moral and good, as this is hardly the only example in the Bible.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Is that fairly new song then?

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Remember a few months ago when conservatives in America were banning books due to violence and sexual tones? Yeah someone submitted the bible and it unsurprising got banned due to numerous passages not just having such themes but glorifying them. If any book should not be around children due to sex and violence the bible should absolutely top that list. If you wanted to make a true to source material series on the Bible, getting it rated R would require serious cuts and revisions, and a totally accurate adaption would easily be NC-17

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

i want to see that Bible tv show. with zero censoring or changes

[-] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

No and it gets worse

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago
[-] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

r crumb even illustrated it really amazing well

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but that’s just the kind of thing that a guy who forcibly raped his daughters would say.

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

the kind of thing that a guy who forcibly raped his daughters would say.

They got me drunk and took advantage of me...

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Yeah. The story served as propaganda against two of Judah's neighboring countries. It claimed that each were descended from incest.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_JRZX0zwPA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCSQg1jteAo

Boy I'm showing my age on this one. I miss the Newgrounds cock though.

Satan's Guide to the Bible is new and fresh though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8j3HvmgpYc

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's a theme in the old testament that people become nations, e.g. Israel (Jacob) was one of the the sons of Isaac who begat the tribe/nation of Israel. Lot's daughters who had nonconsensual sex with him while he was unconscious begat Moab and Ammon which went onto create the nations of Moab and Ammon who were neighbors of the ancient Israelites, they were in fairly constant conflict with the Israelites. The story of lot's rape can be interpreted as a very old and elaborate "your mother fucked her father" joke.

[-] Pipoca@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Similarly, the nation directly south of Moab was Edom.

Edom means red in Hebrew, so the Bible has Edom being founded by Isaac's oldest son, Esau, who has red hair and sells his birthright to his brother Jacob for a bowl of red lentil stew because he was hungry.

It's less of a jab than the origin of Moab, but it's still not super flattering.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

You got that a little mixed. God considered Lot a godly man. That's why he sent the angels to bail him out.

Lot's daughters were simply distraught at being denied their lot (heh) in life, i.e., baby making.

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