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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That moog isn’t a fucking iTunes playlist, it’s a musical instrument that needs a real person to play it so your entire plan is completely shot.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
  1. The moog is "magic - works without amp or outlet" so it is magic. (Given.)

  2. Therefore the moog is AI, since magic and AI are indistinguishable. (Lemma: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -Clarke. The exact workings of contemporary "AI" neural networks are insufficiently understood, therefore indistinguishable from magic.)

  3. Because the moog is AI, I can talk to it like ChatGPT, I just have the wrong keyboard.

  4. Use the keyboard like this: first key is "A", second key is "B", etc. Type out some sentences until the AI figures out the pattern. I have plenty of time to do so, since I have a time machine.

  5. Use the keyboard to chat with the moog to tell it what I want it to play.

Problem?

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

yes there’s a problem, its only magic is that is works without an amp or outlet. none of the other things you’ve listed are implied or remotely plausible.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was using a specialized form of argumentation which I thought befitting this community. Here are the details: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/troll-science-troll-physics

Was this the right decision? Perchance.

[–] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Absolute madman 👏