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[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Oi, you cunt rot! Don't tell me what's fucking rude, you festering penis wrinkle.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 29 points 2 years ago

Have to admit i don't really know how to swear like an irish

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

You don't have to admit anything, you incestuous turnip of flatulence. Your exhales are responsible for 99% of the world's cases of leprosy.

(But I love you)

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 18 points 2 years ago

Have to admit, i love you too

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Let's get married, you daft splinter digging in a taint!

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 9 points 2 years ago

have to admit, incestuous turnip is not something I'd ever thought I'd read

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You should have more realistic expectations when browsing social media, you ever-moistening boil upon the sluttiest troll's ass.

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Did you know that strawberries are the only fruit with seeds on the outside? Of course, in your case instead of seeds it is the non-divergent familial offspring of eye crust and smegma.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Why the parentheses? Doesn't the above just mean the same thing in Irish?

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You're absolutely right, you septic bonfire!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

penis wrinkle

A pp roll

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