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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by ptz@dubvee.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 

Not OC: Just found this on my old hard drive while grabbing some other stuff.

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[–] nick@midwest.social 43 points 8 months ago (5 children)

A fellow sysadmin, I thought we went extinct. I had to pivot to “infrastructure engineer” but it’s basically the same thing nowadays.

[–] li10@feddit.uk 55 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Job titles in IT don’t mean anything these days.

In particular, the term “engineer” has been butchered beyond recognition.

[–] nick@midwest.social 27 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Wait so you’re telling me I’m NOT an engineer?

Agreed. I usually say developer because I view engineers as people who do actual engineering. I’m more of a plumber who fits pipes (pieces of software) together.

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Warm greetings to you from the Customer Success Evangelist.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like an actual job title, that works alongside a React Ninja. What do you do, exactly?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Oh, that isn't my actual title, I just wanted to mix together a pair of the more ridiculous trends.

[–] li10@feddit.uk 7 points 8 months ago

My first job was as an “engineer”.

I spent most my time resetting passwords and setting up Outlook…

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait so you’re telling me I’m NOT an engineer?

Are you licensed by the state? There's your answer!

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

These days it's more "do you have an engineering degree from an accredited University."

The vast majority of engineering diplomas are not in licensed areas.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

Iirc it’s full blown illegal to call yourself an engineer in Canada unless you’re a licensed engineer. Meaning that if you marketed yourself as a software engineer without an engineering license, you could technically get in trouble. Not that I think they really enforce that for “Software Engineer”.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm an analyst. I've never analyzed anything.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm an architect, I've never designed a house.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not quite extinct, but endangered.

Thankfully there's been a recent trend of companies pulling back out of the cloud because reality set in and they're neither saving money nor getting a better experience than they had with their on-prem solutions.

So, if that trend holds, we'll hopefully go from endangered to merely threatened.

[–] nick@midwest.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Keep up the good fight my friend. We shall rise again.

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Rise again you shall, from the ash of the burning sky.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

There are dozens of us! Dozens!

[–] 0x0@programming.dev 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Didn't you guys morph into DevOps?

[–] tquid@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

DevOps on the resume, Sysadmin in my heart forever.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

My title has changed so many times, Sysadmin is so much easier and to the point.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I have two weeks left as a sysadmin and I'm transitioning to development. My experiences in sysadmin are a big reason I got in the door with little coding experience. A lot of devs don't have an in depth knowledge about computers outside of programming, and knowing that extra stuff can certainly raise the ceiling.

[–] RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

My position is still called sysadmin shrugs