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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!” (lemmy.ca)

submitted 8 months ago by philo@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The other half of the joke:

As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. "What's with the wheel?" The bartender asks....

"Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts"

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

My favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.