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40-year-old homeowner says economy doesn’t add up: ‘I’m making the most money I’ve ever made, and I’m still living paycheck to paycheck’ (fortune.com)

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[–] FirstCircle@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a cigar cutter. Small, but popular with billionaires and MAGA cultists for cutting away their tiny intellects and any and all "concern for one's fellow man" growths.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How is a late 18th century French Revolutionary supposed to decapitate a nobleman with a cigar cutter?!?

No, he's going to go to his kitchen or barn or woodpile and find a more portable device with which to support the revolution.

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