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Crank that gorilla hog, Matt (midwest.social)

submitted 7 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/memes@midwest.social

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[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok but how terrifying would it be to actually suck off a gorilla? Your head being just a soft melon right in squashing range. Do you have to perform a gorilla mating dance?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, no more terrifying than actually trying to kill a gorilla barehanded. Probably less terrifying to be honest. In that situation at least the gorilla has let you close enough to make it finish, but normally it would just rip your limbs off or something

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I think he was planning to kill all the gorillas with a machine gun or something, not hand to hand.

Of course if we're bringing tools into the situation you could have some sort of gorilla fellatio device

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 6 points 7 months ago

Have you listened to the new Gorilla Fellatio Device album yet?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Both "dude I'm so powerful I could use a weapon I never invented, to kill animals" and "I suppose we could create a device to fellate gorillas" are the duality of man