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[–] Obonga@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The smaller the tits, the better. Fight me.

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You want concave chest craters on your ideal mate?

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just asking.

[–] Obonga@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Flat=smallest, but i am sure i simply haven't seen "concave chest craters" and would absolutely love it or something

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Hey gotta respect the man for sticking to his principles

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Don't knock it til you've done shots out of a concave titty

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Obonga@feddit.de 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sadly i am not very attracted to male faces or penis 😪.

But lets be honest here, most women do not have animee tiddies. There are probably more flat chested women out there than those with very large ones. I just have to find one 🤞

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Be careful, if you say that flat chested adult women exist too loudly, Steam might ban you

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

....and there are probably the most people with regular average sized titties that are neither huge or small.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Am a dude, can confirm some dude have tits

I gotta start exercising again