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[โ€“] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what's wrong with "super cool pic" lol

[โ€“] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It isn't flirty, "super cool" sounds like she's taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. "Hot" is a good start, or something like "wow", or "omg" or any combination of ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ† works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.

The recovery was actually pretty good though, it's funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, "In my defense I've heard people can't make words good when they're extremely horny, so please take that into account".

[โ€“] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I agree with the first part of your comment but what the hell is the second part lol

[โ€“] pearable@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Maybe, "the blood rushed out of my head" would be a better line? Idk I'm not good at flirting