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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's okay. Soon AI will take over our jobs and we won't have to work anymore. But we won't have wages either. So no food. No shelter. No clothes. No future.

Win-win.

[–] comfydecal@infosec.pub 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It ends so soon?! This is good news! The tornment is almost over!

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Recommend watching this gem; onion future news broadcast https://youtu.be/iKC21wDarBo

[–] skygirl@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, of course.

But it's okay, because line go up!

[–] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

Just shuffle some KPI’s around and now everything is fine!