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Wait, doing your workday in 1-2hr is ADHD?
Not ADHD, AGILE. The 1-2 hours between ceremonies is all you have left.
@Windex007 another planning meeting Is this the one where we plan our planning meetings?
@Wats0ns @b3nsn0w
No it's our retrospective meeting to evaluate our learnings from our meeting where we planned our planning meeting.
ceremonies? what kind of cult do you work at?
but yeah, i have like two standups a week, we're not that organized
Oh my sweet sweet child...
In general thats an exaggeration but depending on the job, tasks and especially how much your coworkers understand your task.
I am adhd+autism and there are days where I completel 80% in the first hour before everyone else arrives and its nice and quite and i am still caffeinated. Then i struggle the remainer of the day to finnish