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Ohio to purchase mobile homes to train public school staff in firearms (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 6 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Even better, now, when a kid shoots up a school, you can have all the teachers running around with loaded firearms trying to find the shooter! Surely this will end well.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

It’s already ending very, very poorly.

The thing to understand here is nobody’s going for a great outcome here. People are working on avoiding the worst outcomes.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I certainly hope they're not taught to do this. They should be defending their classroom door and waiting for the cavalry.

[–] JamesTBagg@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully not the Uvalde Cavalry Corps.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

No kidding

[–] T156@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Any attending authorities will surely not be confused by the situation, potentially worsening things through miscommunication.