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[-] tal@lemmy.today 80 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It turned out that the male throat was just naturally more-biologically-suited to rapidly slide sausages down.

[-] root_beer@midwest.social 30 points 2 years ago

Just makes me think of this:

[-] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of the old banana argument for intelligent design. It fits well in your hand, and is nicely curved for ease of consumption.

[-] Willy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

and they usually open the banana the hard way too

[-] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] Willy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

the flower end is the easy end. just pinch and split. the stem end is a mess.

[-] Altofaltception@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The meme I was referencing identified a banana having a "pop tab", which is in fact the difficult way to open it.

[-] mycathas9lives@mastodon.social 2 points 2 years ago

@Altofaltception @Willy

Mine has the embedded string that you pull to tear a straight line from end to end. What kind of banana has tab side? I'd like to try that!

[-] ovalofsand@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

This is actually a brilliant retort to intelligent design.

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