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Wait, so you're telling me my doctors won't actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?
Best we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin
sigh
. . . Fine.
shrugs
HMO, what can ya do?
Have you tried getting more vitamin d?
What did you just call them??
getaloada this fancy pants with his primary care physician
Yeah it was a bit unbelievable how they would get involved with the patients personal life. I worked with a guy a while ago who I was very confident was cheating on his wife. I didn't call his wife to tell her or tell him to knock it off.B
Pretty sure it's lupus
It's never lupus.