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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has an asexual gf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All my homies love their chastity cages. Sure you need to lean a little to piss out of them, but aside from that there's nothing weird about it.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sure you need to lean a little to piss out of them

Fucking hell I hadn't even thought of that. I wonder if they have that PFFFFTTTTPTTTTT noise some women have