In that case I specifically recommend boxer briefs, they have the room you need to keep them healthy, but the tight legs necessary to keep them to yourself.
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Even the best boxers can slip a nut out. As you get older those things get floppy.
In that case I specifically recommend boxer briefs, they have the room you need to keep them healthy, but the tight legs necessary to keep them to yourself.