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[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

An Irishman visits Colorado for the first time and goes to a cabin that doubles as a bar. Upon seeing a strange animal with horns on the wall he asks the bartender:

"Oi, what's that thing?"

The bartender says: "That? That's a moose."

"FOOK ME! How big are your cats?"

[–] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Works better with a Scottish accent.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Fook me.