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A shadow of his former self (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The new one looks like he'd schedule a meeting to all agree on a timeline for the plundering of the next shore to "move forward"

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What are you even saying

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Old captain Morgan: "Alright lads there's booty to be had!"

New captain Morgan: "I dear say chaps I believe it's time to shedule our next swashbuckling outing!"

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Now I get it

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

Idk, I just threw "Alright me lassies, let's hit dem shores and fuck up the place for wenches and mead, yarr!" into a "English to oversanitized middle management gobbledygook" translation tool and this is what it spewed out.