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submitted 7 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Can someone explain to me what makes people need to publicly express their sexual urges?

Sure! 😀

They're not expressing their sexual urges, rather making light humour around something we all do (sex) and the common ground we all have with it. Like how we all poop, so comments about common experiences or preferences for pooping are a common ground for everyone, regardless of differences

Like, what do you get from this comment? It's not like it's going to get you laid.

Wh-...what? This just got weird...

The only effect it has is making people who have no interest in knowing about your turgidity know about your turgidity.

Why is your brain going here?

And "turgidity"? Are you like me and was raised in a super oppressive religious environment, taught to lash out in angst at any common discourse of sexual nature? Shaming anyone for who they are because it doesn't align with your ideals of how you want everyone to be?

Give me a stone, I'll cast the opener. Let's get this fucking weirdo! How DARE they be that way!!!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

something we all do (sex)

Hahahahahahahahaha

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