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The IT experience? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Mikufan@ani.social 117 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When you work in security and your department gets cut because "there haven't been any attacks in 5 years"

[–] stardustsystem@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like it's time to give a little insider info on the company network to hacking groups.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 48 points 7 months ago

It's not even necessary, they will find everything on their own

[–] Mikufan@ani.social 12 points 7 months ago

Just turn down the firewall for 30s and they find a way in...

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

More like they ignore all your suggestions and then blame you when they inevitably get hacked.