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What species of bear? Because that makes a lot of difference.
Somewhere between gummy and grizzly
Somewhere between gummy and *polar
I would not want to meet a polar bear in a forest
Global warning: soon coming to your location.
I think I’d actually feel safe with a polar bear in the kind of forest I’m used to. It’ll heat stroke out in no time
Gay lumberjack bear.
Oh I’m friends with several. I’d bring some picnic supplies
Those sound pretty safe for a woman TBF
Also, is it smarter than the average bear?
I wouldn't trust a man with a pic-a-nic basket either