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[–] Norgur@kbin.social 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, no. Mustard doesn't work. I have tried. That goddamn ghost just invited his mates for a barbecue party. Had to play Yoko Ono for days to get them all out again!

[–] quenpwn@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

Please tell me you haven't tried that thing with shampoo and yogurt as well. This was beyond embarrassing and it did nothing!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Try the gas version next time. Liquid is for chumps.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Mustard gas on molten hot dogs.