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[–] tedu@azorius.net 128 points 6 months ago (6 children)

There's plenty of dumb to go around, but the word frunk by itself is the dumbest thing about this story.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I figured that was a fucking typo at first

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 points 6 months ago

A frunking typo

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Let me guess: Front trunk? Please tell me I'm wrong.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 22 points 6 months ago

I could, but then I'd be a liar.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's actually short for "fore bunk" because you can sleep in there

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I’d totally trust this deathtrap to let me back out in the morning 🙄 /s

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] onion@feddit.de 11 points 6 months ago
[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

There's no way I'm sleeping in an area that needs lockout/tagout to enter safely.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

A monkey: Front trunk? That's what I call my penis!

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Because it's obviously a froot, right?

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 months ago

So much dumb I’m inspired to re-write old song lyrics, like:

What they dunna goo with all that junk All that junk in side that FRUNK

or

My trunks / fore bunks / My stupid cyber FRUNKS

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 6 months ago

Don't kink shame. There is nothing wrong with 'frunking'. Come closer, I'll get the lube.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

So a hood. Or a bonnet.