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Fatherly hazing
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this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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I live in Quebec and we're pretty bilingual around here so I've heard these hazing jokes in both languages. My favorite in French is sending an apprentice for "une clé taurus".
Eh new guy la ouien toien mon'tit sauce. Vien-cit câlis. Cherche moien une Clé Taurus à home depot. Ouien une C L É T A U R U S. Les chums aux "service desk" va savoir c'est quoi. Away let's go crisse.
Beautiful.
A Taurus key?
It sounds like clitoris and it's funny when they go ask people if they have one.
Ah, that is a good one. Common one in the UK is to ask for a reach around.
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A bull? Or is that a misspelling or torus, meaning donut shape?
It's funny because they ask dudes if they have a clitoris and we are big children.