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submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/shirtsthatgohard@lemmy.world

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 66 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Trust, but verify."

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

All the sources (1) agree that everybody was kung fu fighting. In addition, no verifiable source mentions that nobody was kung fu fighting. In conclusion, we can assume that everybody was actually kung fu fighting. [I have a PhD in physical anthropology]

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Furthermore, everyone was an expert fighter, being all faster than lightning.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 5 months ago

Although, it was a little bit frightening.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Was this before or after the man in the back said "everyone attack"?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why is everybody not dancing now? I specifically requested it.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You can dance if you want to.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kung Fu fighting is definitely not safety dancing. At all.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

It's the year 2145, and dancing has been deemed unsafe due to widespread kung-fu fighting and the NaeNaepocalypse of 2099. AI-controlled synthetic automatons now perform all dance-related functions. Automatic, systematic, full of color, self-contained fembots have eliminated the need for humans to engage in dancing. Captivating stimulating, filled with space age design, rhythmatic and acrobatic, they are dynamite attractions, geared to really blow your mind. Dancing, dancing, dancing.