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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 44 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's why I brush my teeth before having my bacon and eggs with coffee.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 34 points 6 months ago (5 children)

That's why I brush my teeth before drinking my orange juice.

[–] Timbo1970@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Leave your degraded self-loathing to yourself and don't make us partake!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Psst, the real life hack is to drink tons of coke so that they all fall out and you can get a permanent artificial set installed as soon as possible

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You joke but that kind of used to he a thing. People used to get their teeth pulled and get dentures just because it was assumed their teeth would rot out at some point anyways.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

....followed by chewing aluminum foil for iron.

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

out of a metal tumbler 🤤

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

Grapefruit is better. It just hits different.

[–] b0gl@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You gotta try brushing your teeth and then drinking chocolate milk. It's delicious

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Hmmmm. Never tried that. Thanks for the suggestion. Will give that a shot

Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.