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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 163 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Dog teeth only have to last about 15 years.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 126 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also dogs aren't drinking soda, eating candy bars, or chugging orange juice.

Well mine didn't anyhow, idk about some of y'all.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I feel judged

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

:(

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

I mean, yeah

[–] AsherahTheEnd@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I wish I only had to last that long

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I once said that in a meeting and forgot I was in a work environment. Had to backpedal and explain I was joking.

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 months ago

I mean, I get that it's a bit of a bummer to bring up, but is it really that much of a social faux pas when when it's a completely reasonable answer to the question?