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JavaScript is crazy. While you are learning React.js or Vue.js you are learning Webpack, Rollup or Vite.js even without your consent :skull:
C is crazy. While you are learning it you are learning Make and gcc without your consent.
Java is crazy. While you are learning Spring you are learning Maven or Gradle even without your consent.
All of these bring me a sense of dread, each in a unique way.
Java I have a special loathing for, but the ecosystem isn't too wild, just verbose and so XML heavy.
JS is its own hell because of the sheer number of permutations of technologies a given project will use. There's always at least one nonstandard framework or tool lingering around from an old trend.
Python reimplemented the same dep management wheels 5x each, and I have no idea what common stacks look like anymore, but every time I encounter Python projects, something is always broken.
C is nice and easy from what I've used (just GCC & make), but idk what complexity arises in bigger projects.
Just so glad I'm not a webdev anymore and work with mostly just Rust, cargo, and containers.
Honestly I think the main thing that the JS ecosystem does well is dependency / package management (npm). The standard library is very small so everything has to be added as a dependency in package.json, but it mostly works without any of the issues you often see in other languages.
Yeah, it's not perfect, but it's better than anything else I've tried:
In contrast, NPM is pretty simple: it creates a node_modules and puts everything there. No conflicts because project A uses left-pad 1.5 and project B uses left-pad 2.1. They can both have their own versions, thank you very much.
The only people who managed to mess this up are Linux distributions, who insist on putting things in folders owned by root.
You can use
~/.local/lib
andLD_LIBRARY_PATH
for shared libs.Or better yet just give in and use the
nix
package manager, it is basically a virtual environment for your C programs.We need just one more complete re-engineering of the packaging standard. We promise to get it right, this time. No take-backs.
C dependency management is the worst. I thoroughly dislike how it works over there.
What dependency management lol
Pretending that the distro package manager is a suitable tool is not enough? Kids these days smh
PHP is crazy. While you are learning Laravel or Drupal you are learning the deep seated desire to shoot yourself over the lack of consistent use of type hinting, regardless of consent. :skull:
Also missing SASS/SCSS/Tailwind, bootstrap, and Babel
I like Tailwind. It makes me not write CSS or any preprocessor DSL. It's nice.
Preact is actually usable without build tools. It can be loaded like the good ol' jQuery in modern browsers.
Good ol' jQuery - never thought I'd hear that