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[–] Drummyralf@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

No problem! We've got options!

-Fontsize = 3

-Hang them with text against wall

-Hang them on the ceiling

-Type them in Chinese/foreign language/braille

-Bright yellow text on white paper

-Printed with bad cartridge

-Font: wingdings

[–] suchwin@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Few years ago Texas required 'In God we Trust' signs to be displayed in classrooms. Schools weren't allowed to pay for them, so basically donated. They conveniently rejected the signs that had a rainbow on it, or the one written in Arabic.

https://www.npr.org/2022/08/31/1120239381/texas-in-god-we-trust-arabic-signs-chaz-stevens

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 9 points 6 months ago

Behold, the LORD our God hath shewed us his glory and his great-asse

[–] Revonult@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Put it in the orgional Hebrew.

[–] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Write the 10 commandments on a doll and hang it in the classroom 1800s style

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago
  • Font size 900

  • Arabic