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[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your friend knew you were mixing it though

If you were to go around a party pouring water in everybody's drinks when they aren't looking, I would consider that tampering, yes.

[โ€“] barsoap@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

If I were to hand everyone shots of pure tap water when they're expecting vodka, would that be tampering?

Note if you say "no" then you're literally no fun at parties. Zero. Nilch. Less actually, you're negative fun.