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[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Completely agree. The textbook is talking about fighting a cat to help it, not destroy it. You would get bit for sure but could easily win.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Now how big could the cat get before it is a fair 1v1

[-] m_f@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

Somewhere smaller than a tiger, that would win 100% of the time. I'd guess 30 lbs is where things start to get serious

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

Humans have fought off hungry cougars. Sadly, not all humans have.

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

But are we talking a fight before one side backs down? Or a fight to the death?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago

I don't think cats back down unless they can run away

[-] MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

Actual fights between humans and cougars. The cougars get killed by other humans if they "win". The cougar runs away if the human wins.

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Sadly, not all humans have. You still talking about cats?

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